3/4 c unsalted butter

charroger:

modestdemidov:

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every villain needs a back story  

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

I’m going hunting.

sidmalkin:

Texts From Last Night ⇨ Sidney Crosby + Evgeni Malkin

[911 operator on the phone] Sir, could you tell me what happened?

Bucky: He’s not— He’s not breathing. Oh God, Steve, don’t do this to me. Don’t leave me. Please. Steve!

[911 operator] Sir, I need you to calm down.

Bucky: He’s not breathing.

liquidglue:

I don’t CARE if this doesn’t fit your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

how often do you have sex?
Anonymous

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?

the-white-diamondd:

You always said don’t fight it
We could choose this and rise above 
When everything else is spinning round
I got aligned to the center

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